I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
dew ihhtttt.!!!!
you’re all welcome to my ask box
Maybe I should stop drinking so much coffee and do LSD isntead
How is the LSD web the only one that isn’t fucked up
LSD: i must dive into the center, into the center the abyss to paradise each thread is another me in another universe and we all go to a central goal into the darkness thats a rainbow the threads speak to me we all go toward the center if i go sideways i will DIE. can’t go sideways. musn’t go sideways i will only go through the center. ok… good… through the center and all is well… ::inhales::… ::exhales::
(3 hours later in the center of spiderweb) ::stares blankly into the void::
MESCALINE: dude idk. i mean life is just so beautiful you know .. nature is as precise as this web i’m making and i am but one strand.. … oh my god.. OH MY GOD.. ::forgets about building web and cries after witnessing a double rainbow::
HASH: dude… i am so focused right now. don’t bother me dawg i’m buildin this web it’s gotta be perfect. fuck. im hungry. hey yo is that a fly?
CAFFEINE: WEB! web! WEB! web! WEB! WEB! webweb! WEB! WEB! WEBB! WEB WEB WEB WEB! WEB! WEB WEB WEB WEB! WEB! WEB WEB! WEB! WEB!
This just got better.
Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious anon.
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.
EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.
every country guy or girl who reblogs this will get one thing i like about them in your inbox.
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will.
tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful
Breeder
This is what happens when people dont teach understanding. Put away your petty differences and let kids learn to love eachother and make their own choices on life. No one ever deserves to be hurt expecally as a young child for the way they feel about another person.
My tail
Bought a tail and have it attached to my pants. The constant thud against my knees is more then welcome
My blog
Has been dominantly Abdl for a while and thats not all me. I was going through a rough time and needed my little space but im moving on. Enjoying the kitten inside me who likes to play the big kitten who wants to stalk and tackle and wrestle. I missed being whole
No way.
The more I sit and think about my long list of fetishes and the life style I have chosen for myself I cant help but think. I will never be societies normal ever again. I will never be able to hear the word dominant and think anything other then I wish someone would. I will always look at baby stuff for me as well as my future children. I will never be able to hide the gasp when a strong hand is at the base of my neck. I will always find cat ears a must to buy even after halloween. I will never want soft sweet gentle sex like other women. Even through all of these thoughts I beem with pride. I am fun and original and I love it.
